Sunday, April 13, 2008

Getting stoned in the Spirit

Hey all y'all...How you livin? I want to make this one as quick as possible, so here we go.

The Extreme Prophetic conference titles "The New Mystics" started Thursday night. Tonight is the last night. Some rad things have happened so far which I'll get into later. First I want to try and explain what a Christian mystic is.

A Christian mystic is a person who basically seeks all the things that God has to offer. Our God is a supernatural God and the more you seek him the more supernatural things will happen around you. You have heard of terms such as trances, visions, and visitations. These all started in the Bible. Paul the Apostle was one of many Christian mystics. He was regularly taken into Heaven. I'm not doing a good job of explaining this so if your interested hit this link.

Anyway, people have been getting healed all over the place at this conference. See, the way it works if that a speaker with have a 'word of knowledge' which come froms God. For example, the speaker will point to a person, whom they have never met, and say "You have a arthritis in your right knee." The person says yeah, comes up and gets healed. They work in other ways other then words of knowledge, but I'm too lazy to get into them right now. I'll just say that our God is an awesome God.

One of the speaker, John Crowder, is all about getting lit up in the spirit. What does that mean. Well, you can literally get drunk, in the spirit. The Holy Spirit comes and fills you Heavenly wine and you get drunk. My dad told me a story about a time when he had a bunch of people over, and they all got drunk in the spirit. One lady who was totally smashed was driving home, swerving all over the place, and a cop pulled her over. She explained to cop that was wasn't drunk off booze, but off the spirit, and he didn't believe her. Then all of a sudden as he was writing her ticket, Holy Ghost came, filled him with wine, and he got totally smashed. It hit him so hard he fell to the ground. Then he let her go. So yeah, you can get wasted in the Lord. You can partake in Heavenly doobies, ecstasy, whatever. God loves a party too. All the drugs here on Earth are just counterfeits of Gods stuff. He's got the best stash guys. I'm sure a lot of you reading this think this is retarted, but it's the truth. You can live in a constant state of being whacked in the spirit. One of the guys in XP, he's the ministry's lawyer, gets so drunk in the spirit all the time. He is always walking around stumbling running into things. And when he gets drunk he is so in the glory that he manifests gold dust all over his head and neck. That's gold dust that was in Heaven. And you can even gather it up and eat and snort it or whatever and it gets you messed up. Like I said, God loves a party. This is all Biblical too guys.

So that's it for now. I'm gunna go sniff some Holy Ghost blow. Gotta go, gotta ROCK!!!

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